Our 6 demonic and diabolical haunted houses and the new Death Trap are sure to make your heart skip a beat and have you screaming till your lungs hurt.
Welcome to the most dreaded funeral of all... your own. As your mourners lower you into the darkness of eternity you have a secret you must share... You are not dead! You scream... You beg... No one hears you. You are entombed underground. The pounding of your own heart is maddening... Worms and maggots are crawling towards you, making their way to your ears to eventually chew your brain... Last... remaining... pockets... of air... almost... gone.
A house that's actually haunted? Pfffft. It's just a building... with old furniture.... and strange creaks... and moans.
Mr. and Mrs. Dudley refuse to stay in the house at night... but what do they know? Just because there have been many violent deaths in the past doesn't mean there are more to come. Or does it?
It’s a mad, mad world.
This is a highly specialized mission only a few ever come back from. We picked you because you said you couldn’t be broken – well you are most certainly broke now! Let’s just see if you can drag your sorry ass out of this quagmire without going insane trying to find your way out.
Those little pills won’t do you any good. There are no maps to get you out of this mess. This psychologically paralyzing maze may drive you cuckoo, crazed and delirious. Good luck.
Fairy tales take a nightmarish turn in this twisted tale where princesses don't get saved, children don’t escape the woods and when you go down the rabbit hole, you don't ever return.
You're a grownup after all. Prepare for a dark departure from the fairy tales you held so dear when you were a wee one. "Sweet dreams darling!"
Now that you are all grown up, discover what really happened behind the rhymes, riddles and tales. Turns out – there were no good guys. Three little pigs – so cute and so clever. Ha! Raging hogs who know how to use tools on you! Little Red Riding Hood? I’m pretty sure you can guess by now why she’s red. That ain’t no wolf blood. It’s the last guy who signed up for this sh*t!
Yeah, yeah…they all lived (?) crappily ever after.
It’s funny how humans feel in charge of this third planet from what you call The Sun. You are so cute! Remember last time we were here? And we showed you how to make fire? Now we’re back for a different kind of lesson: A lesson in humility. Let’s see how top-of-the-food-chain you feel after we test a few of our own early prototypes of cosmetics, pharmaceuticals and implants on you.
Now, don’t blame us. Back home they insist we do this.
No one will buy anything without the label: LIVE-HUMAN TESTED
Enter this 6000 square foot fence maze! Sounds innocent enough. Just an easy walk through... Except for the dead ends! Did you just trip over an old headstone? Stub your toe on a crypt? Will you ever escape? Alive?
Tread lightly. You’ll be greeted by residents at every dead end. Some will be glad to see you, some not so much. Is that the wind howling or are those blood curdling screams? Why the uneasy feelings? No one’s stalking you, right?