Our 5 demonic and diabolical haunted houses and the new Halls of Hell are sure to make your heart skip a beat and have you screaming till your lungs hurt.

Mad House

Mad House

It’s a mad, mad world.

This is a highly specialized mission only a few ever come back from. We picked you because you said you couldn’t be broken – well you are most certainly broke now! Let’s just see if you can drag your sorry ass out of this quagmire without going insane trying to find your way out.

Those little pills won’t do you any good. There are no maps to get you out of this mess. This psychologically paralyzing maze may drive you cuckoo, crazed and delirious. Good luck.

Scary Tales

Scary Tales

Fairy tales take a nightmarish turn in this twisted tale where princesses don't get saved, children don’t escape the woods and when you go down the rabbit hole, you don't ever return.

You're a grownup after all. Prepare for a dark departure from the fairy tales you held so dear when you were a wee one. "Sweet dreams darling!"

Now that you are all grown up, discover what really happened behind the rhymes, riddles and tales. Turns out – there were no good guys. Three little pigs – so cute and so clever. Ha! Raging hogs who know how to use tools on you! Little Red Riding Hood? I’m pretty sure you can guess by now why she’s red. That ain’t no wolf blood. It’s the last guy who signed up for this sh*t!

Yeah, yeah…they all lived (?) crappily ever after.



It’s funny how humans feel in charge of this third planet from what you call The Sun. You are so cute! Remember last time we were here? And we showed you how to make fire? Now we’re back for a different kind of lesson: A lesson in humility. Let’s see how top-of-the-food-chain you feel after we test a few of our own early prototypes of cosmetics, pharmaceuticals and implants on you.

Now, don’t blame us. Back home they insist we do this.

No one will buy anything without the label:  LIVE-HUMAN TESTED

2019 Dates

October  4th, 5th, 11th, 12th, 18th, 19th, 25th, 26th

Hours:  6PM – 10PM  |  Price:  $26 per person

Please note:  The haunted houses and corn maze will be open until 10PM. Other attractions may close early depending on weather conditions and lighting due to safety concerns.